I have decided the only thing that can pull me out of the dark rut that will be my life after Saturday and a facebook relationship change is having a famous person see me in LA and want me so bad he buys me stuff.

Whether I return his advances is no matter. I honestly doubt I can be swayed by anything, but a new car would be cool. Oh and having law schools that rejected me see that I am cool and not unattractive would be sweet.